The Cats Are Judging Me
Cats: You got a puppy.
Me: We did! Isn't he the cutest floofy adorable boy?
Cats:
Me: Look at him try to eat books!
Cats:
Me: Look at him try to get on the counter!
Cats:
Me: Look at him bark! He's such a cutie patootie!
Cats: You know, we try not to judge humans, but sometimes it's just impossible.