Pogie Poogs Looking at the Table

Pogie: Human, why are you posting this blurry photo of me?

Me: Look at your expression, honey.

Pogie:

Me: It's covetous.

Pogie: Is that me pressing my face into your sweater looking at food on the table?

Me: Yep.

Pogie: You know, some humans would say that this is a very bad dog thing to do, but you know what I think?

Me: What, buddy?

Pogie: I think it's a very doggy dog thing to do and I'm okay with it.

Me: I bet you are.