Pogie, Murph, and Jack
Animal Thoughts
Pogie Dog: Mama! The other dogs have elected me Food Ambassador!
Me:
Pogie Dog: It is a great honor.
Me:
Pogie Dog:
Me: So, you want . . . ?
Pogie Dog: All the cheese tax paid immediately upon any dog coming within 20 feet of the giant cheese container of coldness.
Me: The refrigerator?
Pogie: Yes. Whatever. What a dull name. So . . . ?
Me:
Pogie: I will give you sad puppy eyes.
Me: Let's go open up the door to the giant cheese container of coldness.
All dogs: YAY!
Pogie to Jack: I told you barking never works. Sad puppy eyes ALWAYS work.
And that is how the morning is going here.