Pogie Dog: Human, you know how you're supposed to be open to change and willing to try new things and stuff to make our lives better? Blah. Blah. Blah.
Me: Yes.
Pogie: Well . . .
Me: Is that your Sasquatch toy behind you?
Pogie:
Me: You ate his face off, didn't you? Is that his stuffing all over the floor over there?
Pogie:
Me:
Pogie: I would like to say that I am willing to try a new toy now.
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