Mr. Murphy Goes Stoic

Animal Thoughts

Me: What's wrong, Mr. Murphy?

Mr. Murphy: I don't want to say.

Me: Why not?

Mr. Murphy: You'll think I'm being negative.

Me: Mr. Murphy. You're allowed to have your feelings.

Mr. Murphy:

Me: Really, bud.

Mr. Murphy: Sometimes, it's frustrating realizing that people are so set in their ways that they don't pivot toward something cooler and better quality, something where people actually care about other people, something where . . . They just get used to the same old, same old. And sometimes they don't even realize that they have a choice.

Me:

Mr. Murphy:

Me: Yeah, I get that.

Mr. Murphy:

Me: Oh! You want better snacks?

Mr. Murphy: You are a very trainable human.

We hope you all get good snacks, today, better snacks, and that you chose them yourself and that you know that you deserve them, too.