Mr. Murphy and Smack Talk
Mr. Murphy: Silence is better than smack talk. When you throw mud, your hands get dirty, too.
Me:
Mr. Murphy: And don’t say anything about how you can wear gloves. Muddy gloves are the absolute worst. Mud stains.
Me: Are you okay, bud?
Mr. Murphy: Believe me, these paws have seen some things.
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