Mr. Murphy and Pogie Reveal That Dogs Are Actually Hobbits

Animal Thoughts

Mr. Murphy: The human keeps taking photos of us.

Pogie: She says it's for social media. She posts one every weekeday or something.

Mr Murphy: What's a weekday?

Pogie: Humans like to segment their time to mark their days and ... uh . . . stuff?

Mr. Murphy: Days are best marked by lick the human's face, do your business outside, breakfast, love each other, snack, second snack, love each other, play time one, nap time one, third snack, love each other, do your business again on the lawn, walk, walk, play, nap, snack, love each other.

Pogie: Dogs are secretly hobbits, aren't they?

Mr. Murphy: No. Hobbits are basically dogs. It's all about love and happiness.

Pogie:

Mr. Murphy:

Pogie: The poor humans.

Mr. Murphy: I know.

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