Mr. Murphy and Miracles

Mr. Murphy: Humans! Have you ever thought about how cool it is that you have water--clean water--come out of your faucets.

Me: It's pretty cool.

Mr. Murphy: PRETTY COOL!?

Me:

Mr. Murphy: It's almost a miracle. All that engineering. All that work. To make pipes, to make pumps, to make systems that get you water. To have water that doesn't make you sick? Wowzie wow-wow.

Me:

Mr. Murphy:

Me:

Mr. Murphy: We live like alpha dogs! Better than alpha dogs! It's amaze-balls.

Me: You're right.

Mr. Muprhy: Speaking of balls, could you maybe get mine? It's under the couch. Also, couches! How cool are couches!?!

Good luck with your Thursday, everyone, and may you find joys within it.