Mr. Murphy
Mr. Murphy: People are the internet can be mean sometimes.
Me: Did they make fun of you, buddy?
Mr. Murphy: All my choices. The goop on my nose. The photos I take. Even the things that give me joy.
Me:
Mr. Murphy: Why do they do that?
Me: Sometimes when you are super shiny and super beautiful inside and super joyous, it makes people jealous and they try to take away that shine, that beauty, that joy.
Mr. Murphy:
Me:
Mr. Murphy: Shouldn't they just try to be shinier and more beautiful inside and super joyous instead? Wouldn't that make them happier?
Me: You'd think so buddy. You'd think so.