L the Cat is Master of Humans

Animal Thoughts

L the Cat: No positive affirmations today, human? No mantras about how all can be good in the world and you have boundless opportunities?

Me: Not really feeling it.

L the Cat: Perhaps, you should just spend the day serving me, instead.

Me:

L the Cat: Let your new mantra be, "I live for the boundless opportunities to serve L the Cat."

Me:

L the Cat:

Me: Sounds about right.

L the Cat: Good. Fetch me the catnip mouse and laser toy and we shall begin.