L in the Window
L the Cat: Human, do you think that maybe you think too much about things?
Me:
L: Like the fact that Facebook automatically populates champagne glass emoticon/emoji thingies on some birthday posts.
Me: And I obsess about what it means about alcohol consumption in our culture and if the birthday person the message is to drinks or not? And what if I just hit send and they very definitely do not drink?
L the Cat: Continue.
Me: And then I do it about the coffee/tea emoji?
L: Continue.
Me: And then I do it about the balloons.
L: Because?
Me: Because balloons can hurt wild animals.
L:
Me:
L: Come stare out the window with me and we can be quiet together, human. I think your brain needs a rest.