Jack and Mr. Murphy and the Cheese Tax
Jack the Pup: So we just keep staring.
Old Man Murphy: Yep.
Jack: And staring?
Old Man Murph: For as long as it takes my young friend.
Jack: And then they pay the cheese tax?
Murph: Every time.
Jack: That is so cool!
Murph: I learned it in Human Psychology 101 at the Bark School of Hard Knocks. . . . And also from Mom.