Jack and Edition vs Addition
Jack the Puppy: Do you want to talk about it?
Me: No.
Jack the Puppy: Everyone makes typos, Carrie.
Me: Do they send their typos to thousands of people?
Jack:
Me: First thing in the morning?
Jack:
Me: Do they write EDITION instead of ADDITION in a newspaper headline and first paragraph?
Jack:
Me:
Jack: Dante said to err is human and to forgive is divine.
Me: I feel like I'm going to have to ask for a lot of divineness today.
Jack:
Me:
Jack: I'm not sure that's what he meant.
Me: Asking for it anyway.
Jack: Could you be divine and forgive me for keep trying to eat the porch railings?
Me: Absolutely.