Jack
Jack the Puppy: Why aren't some people kind?
Me: Good question.
Jack the Puppy: I think it would be better if everyone took turns and wagged their tails and cavorted and maybe threw some balls in the air and hung out and then flopped on the grass and showed people their bellies.
Me:
Jack: No?
Me: It sounds pretty good actually.
Jack: Should we do that now?
Me: Probably.