Hello, Tuesday

Hello, Tuesday humans!

I'm Jack!

This was me on Monday.

Did you know a lot of humans do this weird thing where they segment time into days of the week?

It's so silly!

Time should only be segmented as the following:

Bark hello to the world, kiss your humans, snuggle your humans, bark hello to the world again, eat, drink, play, bark about all that, flop on floor, play, snuggle, try to figure out the word they call 'shake.' Try to figure out why you aren't allowed to chew on the furniture, the wall, the stairs, the baseboards, when it all feels so good. Look cute. Dig a little. Bark hello to the world again. Fall asleep.

And repeat.

xo
Jack the Puppy