DENIED: Mr. Murphy and the Loaf of Bread

Animal thoughts

Mr. Murphy: There's this affirmation that goes "everything is working out for me."

Me: And?

Mr. Murphy: I think it's wrong. Because if everything was working out for me, you would have given me the loaf of bread on the counter.

Me: You are not supposed to eat an entire loaf of bread at once, buddy.

Mr. Murphy:

Me:

Mr. Murphy: How do you know this? Have you tried?