Why yes, humans, I have snuck out of the house with the dogs.
Why yes, I have hidden amongst the dandelions and the grass.
Why yes, I am a kitty goddess.
Why yes, my human did pick me up and turn me upside down and coo, "Who is a naughty kitty baby. Cloudie is. Oh yes she is."
And why yes, she brought me back into the house and shut the door, but whatever. I got cuddled. I tasted grass. Mission successful.
May you go out today and get some cuddles and taste good things. I'll be rooting for you.
xo
Cloud the Cat Adventurer