Blurry Cloud vs The Vacuum

Sometimes, your humans will bring out a loud monster called The Vacuum. The humans will often tether this beast to their hand and assert dominance by pushing it back and forth across all your gloriously shed fur that you have left on the carpet and floorboards.

This moment, if you are a dog, is an opportunity to bark pointlessly.

This moment, if you are a cat, is an opportunity to roll around on the table with the upside down chairs and show that you are not intimidated and will just shed more -- on their table coverings.

They will try to photograph you with the other beast--The Cell Phone--that is tethered to their other hand. Refuse to let them. Roll as much as possible to remain blurry like a Bigfoot and also to lose as much fur as you can.

xo
Cloud