Animal Thoughts

Cloud and the Polar Bear

Me: Cloud, there is a mini polar bear behind you.

Cloud: So?

Me: A POLAR BEAR IS BEHIND YOU!

Cloud:

Me: Don't you want to run or something?

Cloud:

Me:

Cloud: It's behind me, human.

Me:

Cloud: I focus on the now, and my now right now is lounging around on the table I'm not supposed to be on, furring up your tablecloth.

Me:

Cloud:

Me: But there is a polar bear right behind you!

Cloud: That's the past, human. If I focus on what's behind me, then I can't have any fun.

Me: But what if it catches up to you?

Cloud: Meh. Deal with that then. Focus on your present human. Good things. Good things.